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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband
is at the night ?
A widow
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When a boy holds a girls hand before
marriage it is for love, and when he holds her hand after marriage
it is for self defence. |
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Customer: "Bring me a ham
sandwhich."
Waiter: "With pleasure"
Customer: "No, with mustard" |
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Little girl: "Mother, may
I have some money for the old man who is outside crying?"
Mother: "Yes, dear, but what is the oldman crying about?"
Little girl: "Ice-cream cones, five rupees" |
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Customer: "Do you serve crabs
here?"
Waiter: "Please sit down, we serve anybody here" |
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Teacher: Now, John, explain to
the class what a Polygon is.
John: Well, miss it's a dead parrot. |
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"My mummy is nuisance at home"
"Why do you say so?"
"She makes me go to bed when I'm awake and she makes me get
up when I'm awfully sleepy"
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