| There
is little kid in every man and a little witch in every woman |
Marriage
is where Man losses his Bachelor's Degree and Woman get's her Master's
Degree |
Human
Nature is which you can deny it but can never change it. |
It
dosen't matter if you can't get a lawyer who knows law, you can get
one who knows the judge |
| Cigarettes
may be slow poison, but who's in a hurry ? ! |
Nothing
makes Woman look good than three cocktails inside a man ! |
The
law of gravity always doesn't work - Its easy to pick up a girl than
to drop her ! |
Father
is a banker provided by nature |
| College
is a place some pursue learning and others learn pursuing |
A
person who lives poor to die rich is known as Miser |
The
only time married man gets to open his mouth is while he is yawning
! |
Tears
are hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine
power ! |
